Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Overheard at the Casa (take 2.X)



Back by popular demand, here's what a fly on a wall might hear on any given day in these here parts...

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What's that mama? A gorilla? Are you wearing a gorilla? (Referencing my faux fur collar on my winter coat)

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(Someone sneezes at restaurant) God bless you honey! I mean, God bless you my friend!

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It's rough, mama. It's real rough. (Whenever she doesn't want to do something, like nap.)

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G: I don't like home!! I don't like home anymore. 
M: you don't? Where do you like?
G: I want to go back to Nonna's!
M: oh...does Nonna let you do whatever you want?
G: yes.
M: really? Ok then. Let's ask her...
G: no! Wait! I like home now mama!

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G: (puts clip in her hair) How I look? Gooood? Do I look beautiful?
M: you're beautiful because God made you! You were born beautiful!
G: no, I was borned in the airport. 
M: (silence)

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M: listen here, little lady...
G: no! I don't want to be a lady!! 
Sigh.

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(Reading anything she doesn't have memorized)
Oh! This says "Mommy (or daddy) I LOVE you!"

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(Seeing a package that was delivered for daddy) 
Oh oh oh! This is a BIG ONE! It's a tower!!! No! A mountain!!

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(Upon seeing me come back from a quick trip outside.) I'm all done picking my nose! Wanna see my mirror?

Fabulous.

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And that's all for this edition. I'm sure we will be back. Quite positive.




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I'd love to hear your thoughts! Rest assured I do read each and every word, but please forgive me if I don't get back to you right away. The toddler tugging on my leg and the one year old pulling my hair may have seized control of my typing abilities. Blessings on your day!