Mama: G - are you playing in your dresser drawers again?
Li'l G: Yes, mama!
Mama: Please put your clothes back in the drawer.
Li'l G: But Bob needs to get dressed!
Mama: (walking into Li'l G's room to see her putting her bathing suit bottoms on a stuffed Bob the Tomato) Bob the Tomato doesn't wear bikini bottoms, honey bear.
Li'l G: Oh, ok, mama. But Bob needs to get dressed.
Clearly. How could I possibly let Bob the Tomato be undressed for all this time! Life with a toddler includes so.many.things you never dreamed would come out of your mouth.